Skinner's Briefs

It's the 90s, but why not go to an 80s themed club? Surprises are around every corner and lurking in every ally for poor Walter Skinner. Get ready for abject inappropriate behavior. Smoking Man laying down some dance moves, and some surprise cameos... The X-Couple (8250 series words) by prChung Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The X-Files Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dana Scully/Walter Skinner, Skinner - Relationship Characters: Walter Skinner, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Cigarette Smoking Man (X-Files) Additional Tags: Alien Bounty Hunter Series: Part 1 of The X-Couple Episode Summary: When Cancer Man insists on planning a night out, Skinner braces for disaster—and rightly so. A suspiciously clean apartment, two dates with dubious origins, and a club scene straight out of a fever dream leave Skinner questioning every decision that’s brought him to this moment. Dating, as it turns out, may be more dangerous than any X-file.

The X-Couple (4454 words) by prChung Chapters: 3/? Fandom: The X-Files Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dana Scully/Walter Skinner, Skinner - Relationship Characters: Walter Skinner, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Cigarette Smoking Man (X-Files) Additional Tags: Alien Bounty Hunter Series: Part 1 of The X-Couple Summary: Walter Skinner, ex-Assistant Director of the FBI with a penchant for pressed suits and order, finds himself sharing his meticulously kept apartment with Cancer Man, a chain-smoking government operative with secrets darker than his coffee and a tolerance for the bizarre bordering on the extraterrestrial. Thrown together by a twist of bureaucratic fate (and possibly some alien intervention), these polar opposites are about to embark on a dysfunctional cohabitation unlike any witnessed on Earth, or possibly, off it.

Walter Skinner, ex-Assistant Director of the FBI with a penchant for pressed suits and order, finds himself sharing his meticulously kept apartment with Cancer Man, a chain-smoking government operative with secrets darker than his coffee and a tolerance for the bizarre bordering on the extraterrestrial. Thrown together by a twist of bureaucratic fate (and possibly some alien intervention), these polar opposites are about to embark on a dysfunctional cohabitation unlike any witnessed on Earth, or possibly, off it. The X-Couple  Episode One "Getting to Know You" An original spoof created by PR Chung & Victor Skynard *** Bear with us X-Files Fan Fiction reader, for you are about to enter a strange world of the familiar and yet bizarre. With all due respect and much adoration, we are about to make our favorite characters jump through some very twisted hoops... based somewhat on the famous Neil Simon play "The Odd Couple." How could we have passed this up...? T...