The X-Couple: Vea Evitus

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The X-Couple (4454 words) by prChung
Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: The X-Files
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dana Scully/Walter Skinner, Skinner - Relationship
Characters: Walter Skinner, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Cigarette Smoking Man (X-Files)
Additional Tags: Alien Bounty Hunter
Series: Part 1 of The X-Couple

Summary:

Walter Skinner, ex-Assistant Director of the FBI with a penchant for pressed suits and order, finds himself sharing his meticulously kept apartment with Cancer Man, a chain-smoking government operative with secrets darker than his coffee and a tolerance for the bizarre bordering on the extraterrestrial. Thrown together by a twist of bureaucratic fate (and possibly some alien intervention), these polar opposites are about to embark on a dysfunctional cohabitation unlike any witnessed on Earth, or possibly, off it.

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