Skinner's Briefs - Fiction Index

Skinner's Briefs - Fiction Index

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The X-Couple: EBE's Are Wild

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 x-FBI boss Skinner's orderly life explodes when his new roommate, the shadowy Cancer Man, throws a wild poker game. Their apartment transforms into a chaotic alien nightclub, filled with cigar-chomping grays, furniture defying explanation, and a three-fingered cyclopean guest reeking of regret. As bewildered Agent Scully arrives to investigate prank calls, Skinner desperately tries to maintain order while Mulder prepares to crash the party – all amidst the cacophony of a poker game gone... extraterrestrial? The X-Couple Episode One "EBE's Are Wild" PR Chung & Victor Skynard Crystal City, Virginia Walter Skinner's Apartment 1:28 a.m. Skinner awoke to a blinding light filling his bedroom, the building shaking violently, and when a humanoid creature scurried across the foot of his bed he knew immediately what was happening— The Friday night poker game had kicked into full swing. Before he could get his pants up and zip them the sound of music began blaring from
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The X-Couple: Getting To Know You

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Walter Skinner, ex-Assistant Director of the FBI with a penchant for pressed suits and order, finds himself sharing his meticulously kept apartment with Cancer Man, a chain-smoking government operative with secrets darker than his coffee and a tolerance for the bizarre bordering on the extraterrestrial. Thrown together by a twist of bureaucratic fate (and possibly some alien intervention), these polar opposites are about to embark on a dysfunctional cohabitation unlike any witnessed on Earth, or possibly, off it. The X-Couple  Episode One "Getting to Know You" An original spoof created by PR Chung & Victor Skynard *** Bear with us X-Files Fan Fiction reader, for you are about to enter a strange world of the familiar and yet bizarre. With all due respect and much adoration, we are about to make our favorite characters jump through some very twisted hoops... based somewhat on the famous Neil Simon play "The Odd Couple." How could we have passed this up...? T
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Obscene Matters (1/....)

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"What is this place?" Skinner asked as he began to look around more closely at his surroundings. "It's a..." Scully began and broke off, only to have her failed words be delivered by the shopkeeper. "A home for homeless antiquities." He passed towels to both of them then clasped his free hands together again. "A haven for undiscovered treasures. My name is Arthur Gandy, and this is my shop."
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The Spider and the FBI: Part 5 "Far Afield"

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After discovering Scully's badge case on the river bank, near a deserted car riddled with bullets, Mulder launches an urgent search with the limited resources of the county Sheriff's department. Meanwhile, Scully and Skinner, find themselves stranded in the Wyoming wilderness and bickering with their unbearable prisoner in tow. Tension crackles between Scully and Skinner (fueled by Bernstein's not-so-subtle nudges about their dynamic), a spark of unspoken attraction flickers between them. Notes follow the story.  " Far Afield " Part V of "The Spider and the FBI" by PR Chung   Albany County, Wyoming Albany Country Sheriff's Dept. Air Patrol 6:56 p.m.   * "...Won'cha com' ta' my house..." *   "Yeah, it's getting pretty late for those fellas," the sheriff's deputy shouted over the shear blast of noise that was not only from the thrashing and pounding of the helicopter, but the blast of Buddy Holly singing Bo Diddl
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The Spider and the FBI: Part 9 Finale "One of These Days"

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Synopsis: A small-town's idyllic Fourth of July celebration explodes into gunfire as a ruthless hitman targets Scully and Skinner's prisoner. In the ensuing chaos, Skinner is thrust into the crosshairs. This heart-stopping finale leaves lives, and a budding romance between Scully and Skinner, teetering on the brink. Will they survive the night, or will the chilling silence of loss overshadow the festive fireworks? Notes:  The title of this final part is drawn from a Neil Young song, ‘One of These Days,’ which I’ve always enjoyed, but it really set a tone for the final scene with Skinner here. I do use a lot of music in my work; however, this is implied, background music for the scene. If you, the reader, is interested, check out the song and maybe you’ll get the vibe.  This is my first, and probably, my last writing of a gun battle. It might be terrible; it might be great. I feel that I got the point across, but I’m one to read anything with gun battles and really just know wha
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