The Spider and the FBI

In a riveting road trip riddled with danger, Scully and Mulder are tasked with the unenviable duty of ferrying a federal nuisance from Portland to DC, with the mob hot on their tail and Mulder falling ill at the worst possible moment. With Mulder out of commission, Scully finds herself in the precarious position of solo guardian, until Skinner swoops in to ensure her safety, orchestrating a backup agent to join her on this perilous journey. As they traverse the country's highways, their mission becomes a high-stakes game of cat and mouse... Can survive the ride.


"The Spider and the FBI"
by PR Chung

Portland, Oregon

Portland International Airport
9:30 A.M., June 30th, Wednesday

"If I can't get on a plane, I sure the hell won't get on any train. I just can't. I'll go mad."

Agent Fox Mulder stared at his prisoner vexed.

Gerald "the Spider" Bernstein was proving to be a bigger hand full than the FBI had ever anticipated.

"We can't force him, Mulder," Agent Dana Scully needlessly reminded her partner, exasperated.

"That's right," Bernstein said, bucking his head and pointing his handcuffed hand at the female agent, dragging Mulder's arm up with his. "You can't force me to go. I have a medical condition."

Mulder jerked his arm back. "I'll tell you what you can do with your medical cond--"

"Mulder," Scully warned glancing around the airport terminal.

Their plan to transport Bernstein by plane back to Washington D.C. for trial wasn't working out quite how they had thought it would. The man was insufferable, quietly obnoxious, and torturously droning. It amazed both agents that the mob bosses he had worked for hadn't bumped him off by virtue of his character. But rather, it had taken his embezzling to generate interest in killing him, especially now as he stood to testify against those he had worked for. All it would take to remove countless crime bosses from circulation was Bernstein's figures and information regarding money laundering operations, tax fraud and a whole slew of other crimes against the federal government.

Needless to say, there were a great many people interested in "the Spider" aside from just the federal prosecutor. It had become common knowledge within the bureau that several contracts had been put out on the man by his previous employers, a fact in itself that if proven could put away these people, but a fact Bernstein was also aware of and had made finding him a problem.

Knowing his life was in grave danger Bernstein had been in hiding for over two years, yet a strange quirk of fate had drawn him out and to the attention of the FBI. The Internet had been to thank for his apprehension, an Internet romance to be exact. Bernstein, in a self-imposed exile, had turned to the Internet for companionship and thus met a lovely woman who, much to his dismay, after four months of correspondence, turned out to be a federal employee. It was through her water cooler chats with fellow employees about her newfound Romeo that Bernstein's identity and location were discovered.

Already in the area, having just finished an investigation involving a man believed to be the last surviving member of an ancient Pacific Northwest Indian tribe, Mulder and Scully were relegated the task of escorting Bernstein back to Washington D.C.

Mulder, already in a foul state due to the native American man being a complete fraud, was in no mood to deal with Bernstein. Scully knew that it was with supreme effort that Mulder didn't pop the man in the face with each new obstacle he threw in their path to Washington. Now, with his proclaimed claustrophobic condition, that Scully could neither refute nor confirm, she knew Mulder was on the brink.

She took a step to Mulder's right, trying for some semblance of privacy as she spoke to him.

"His claim to fits of claustrophobia is more than likely false, but we can't prove that. And we can't force him into a situation that could provoke an attack, either genuine or… manufactured," Mulder narrowed his eyes on her, disagreement blazing in them. She dipped her head in resignation, "We can't refuse him his rights."

"Then what’s the plan?” Berstein asked.

Scully turned the man, who straightened immediately from his overt eavesdropping. “Well?”

"A car. A full-sized rental car." She both answered and suggested, turning to Mulder with a look of decidedness.

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"A car?" Mulder winced at the thundering sound of Skinner's voice coming back across the phone. He knew he should have had Scully tell their superior, she seemed to have a certain way with him lately; an ability to smooth his ruffled feathers and soothe the scowl that so often carved its way into his features.

"Bernstein needs to be handed over to the federal prosecutor by Tuesday morning, and you're going to transport him by car across the length of the contiguous United States?" Skinner questioned.

Mulder glanced at Scully for support as he answered, "Yes, sir."

"Mulder," Scully could hear Skinner's voice clearly over the phone despite the fact she was standing several feet from Mulder at the rental car counter. "Get your asses on a plane and bring this bogus son-of-a-"

"Sir?" Scully interrupted, taking the phone from a pained Mulder.

There was silence on the line for a long moment. Then, "Scully, what the hell is going on out there?"

"Sir, we cannot certify this man doesn't suffer from a condition that would prevent him from traveling by either train or plane," she explained in her most self-possessed voice. "It would be a violation of his federal rights to force him..."

"You don't have to remind me of his rights, Scully," Skinner interjected. "But I have the prosecutor breathing down my neck on this one. Not to mention the countless reports we've received about possible attempts on Bernstein's life now that the word of his capture has circulated. You're placing yourselves at risk by transporting him in a car."

"Yes, we are aware of the hazards involved. Our route will be less trackable in a car…”

Skinner's breath hissed across the line. "Yes, it will, Scully," he grumbled, "for not only those pursuing Bernstein, but for the bureau to track and assist you and Mulder as well."

This was true. Scully didn't need to be told. "Yes, we're aware of that point also."

The line was quiet for a moment, then Skinner spoke, somberly. "Scully, do what is necessary, just get back here in one piece."

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"We have to stop." Bernstein announced from the backseat of the rental car.

Mulder shook his head. "If you're feeling caged in already, you'll just have to deal with it." They had only just pulled out of the car rental agency parking lot ten minutes before.

"No, we have to stop there," Bernstein reached over the back of the seat, pointing toward the drug store they were approaching.

"Whoa," Mulder declared, "just stay right back there."

"I have needs," he insisted sitting back in his seat. "I wasn't allowed to take anything with me and there are things that I won't be able to do without on this little trip you're taking me on."

Mulder glanced at Scully.

She shrugged, from behind the wheel of the car. "Within reason, we should provide him with general necessities."

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"That," Bernstein said, pointing at the foot powder. Scully glanced at the multifarious load of 'necessities' already filling the hand basket. "My feet sweat... a lot." The man enlightened her, and it was really more information than she needed or wanted.

"Okay," Scully sighed pulling the powder down off the shelf.

"Eye drops," he then said, pointing down the other side of the aisle.

"Come on, Bernstein," Mulder growled, frustration getting the best of him. "You're dragging your feet here. We've just collected half the store into this basket for you. Look, here's contact solution and saline solution, cotton balls, dry skin lotion, foot powder, aspirin, toenail clippers and fingernail clippers, cuticle cream, and what else is buried under there I don't know. And now eye drops."

Bernstein looked at the agent, his eyes pinching tight with half-baked indignity. "My eyes," he said with a quiet indignation, "they get dry. My feet sweat and I have bad eyesight. My eczema flares up in the summer and I get headaches. I have excessive hangnails and my toenails need regular grooming or they become in grown. All right? I'm sorry I'm not the picture of health and stamina such as you, young man. I have troubles that with these meager purchases I can for, yet another day hold off and receive some small scrap of the life normalcy healthy, perfect people, such as yourself, lead."

Mulder rolled his eyes, opening his mouth—

"Eye drops," Scully announced, interrupting whatever it may have been that Mulder was about to say, and dropped the box into the basket dramatically as she came back down the aisle. "Let's go."

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"The best," Bernstein read a roadside sign as they drove past. "The best what, I wonder?" He said to himself, but loud enough for Scully and Mulder to hear. "Open face sandwiches," he read the next sign. "Oh, the best open face sandwiches, I see. But where, I wonder?"

Mulder leaned his head back against the headrest, hands gripping the steering wheel harshly. Five hours, he thought. Five of the longest hours he had ever spent in a car with any one person. Bernstein never shut up that droll, monotone pattern of speech.

"Ahhh," Bernstein sounded triumphant as he read the following sign, "ahead! The best open face sandwiches ahead."

Scully wriggled in her seat, kicking at the floorboard restlessly. She, too, had taken just about as much as she could.

"I wonder what's ahead," Bernstein said once again to himself scooting closer to the passengers' side window.

Mulder suddenly jerked the steering wheel to the left and Bernstein's head banged into the glass. “Ouch!” He yelled.

"What's the matter?" Scully asked sitting up.

"Sorry," Mulder apologized, shrugging with a motion of his hand back the way they’d passed, "I thought I saw a deer."

Scully watched him, dubious. "I think we all need a break," she told her partner.

"Eddy's home style Cooking," Bernstein read yet another sign on the roadside. "Oh, that sounds nice and friendly,” he added with a purposely reflective sigh.

Scully checked the map. "Delco,” she read, “It’s small, but not far off the highway. We could make a dinner stop there and then back on the highway."

Mulder glanced at the tachometer he’d set to zero before leaving the rental agency. It was just ticking over to five-hundred and ninety-three. He checked the time, doing some rudimentary math that satisfied him. Nearly six-hundred miles in a little over eight hours would certainly convince Skinner they were going to make it to D.C. with time to spare.

“How much farther to Salt Lake from there?” he asked Scully.

“Home style cooking,” Berstein said as if to himself in the backseat. “Doesn’t that sound wholesome?”

Ignoring Bernstein, Scully traced their route on the map, answering, “Another two hours, give or take.”

“I bet Eddy’s has great pies.” Berstein continued, looking out the window with a wistful smile. “I don’t know about you two agents, but I’m a pie man. Love pie. All kinds of pie; apple pie, French apple pie—but that’s just regular apple pie with raisins. And blueberry pie, cherry pie, and rhubarb pie—”

“Okay, we got it, you like pie,” Mulder barked at the man. They may have been making good time on the road, but regardless of their speedy progress, it felt like an eternity while listening to Bernstein’s non-stop narrative from the backseat. Looking at the man in the rearview mirror, Mulder threatened, “If you don’t shut your pie hole, you’re going to end up with some unwholesome truck stop food.”

Scully closed her eyes. “Yep, we definitely need to take a break.”

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Delco, Idaho

6:20 P.M.

Eddy's Home Style Cooking restaurant was a small, single-story building in dire need of a fresh coat of paint and more than a few nails to secure the boards hanging loose. Neon signs flickered in the dingy windows, faltering in sections and undoubtedly ready to completely go out any day. A single island of gas pumps sat out front but had been out of order for a great deal of time judging by their state of disrepair; rusted, leaning, and missing essential parts.

"Now you just don't see places like this anymore." Bernstein remarked with a tone of nostalgia.

"Because they've been demolished." Mulder mumbled as he got out of the car.

Inside, Eddy's was much larger than it appeared on the outside, and much better kept. The two agents lead their prisoner to a secluded booth along the far wall, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible, but their clothes made them unavoidably obvious next to the simpler dress of the other patrons. Despite their obvious appearance, the trio was greeted graciously by the staff and even a few of the patrons they assumed to be regulars.

"Hey there," the waitress called as she headed across the dining room with menus in hand. She was dressed in jeans and a pink tee shirt emblazoned with a photograph of President Richard Nixon shaking hands with Elvis Presley and the words 'Elvis shot JFK.' "How you doing this evening?"

"Good, thank you." Scully answered noticing the tee shirt. She glanced at Mulder, who too was eyeing the oddity.

"What a fascinating tee shirt you have there." Bernstein of course had to comment.

She glanced down as if she'd forgotten what she put on that morning. "Oh, this," she said, "I ordered this over the Internet, isn't it interesting?"

Bernstein went cold hearing mention of the Internet. "I suppose," he muttered, adding, "out here."

The waitress frowned briefly, confused about the sudden shift in the man's demeanor. "Uh... what can I get you guys to drink?"

Scully ordered a diet soda while Mulder took an iced tea, and Bernstein coolly ordered a coffee and ice water with a saucer to be placed beneath both.

Nothing was simple with this guy, Mulder observed. He had to be different, difficult, and attended to without hesitation. Even his meal was a production. He rattled the waitress with his endless questioning of the simplest of dishes the place offered, then droned out instructions in epic proportion regarding the special preparation of his final selection; meat loaf, but it had to be solid with tomato sauce lightly glazed over the top and slightly crusted, with fresh mash potatoes-- not flakes-- and sweet baby peas, and nothing touching the other on the plate.

"All right," the waitress returned with their meals, abruptly placing them before each. "Bacon cheeseburger and fries," she announced to Scully, "BLT and fries," she said to Mulder, then plopped Bernstein's plate down. "Meat loaf, mash potatoes and peas."

Bernstein looked at his plate, clearly appalled. Peas were mixed with potatoes; the meat loaf was moist to the point of sogginess and covered with a runny red sauce that looked like watered down catsup.

"This is not what I ordered," he declared gesturing at the food before him. It was then that the waitress noticed the handcuffs. She took a step back.

"Eat your food, Bernstein," Mulder told him pulling his cuffed hand back down.

"Hey, what...?" the waitress started to ask.

Scully pulled her identification out, showing the woman her badge. "We're transporting a prisoner." Despite this information, the young woman still looked concerned. "It's all right, really." Scully assured her.

She went away but was still uneasy and apparently informed the cook as well as a few patrons of the situation judging by the stares Scully and Mulder began receiving. Their meals, combined with Bernstein's complaining and the stares, did not go down with the ease the two agents would have liked. Mulder didn't even finish his sandwich.

Pushing his plate away from himself, he motioned for Scully's attention.

"What?"

 

"The keys," he said wriggling his fingers across the table.

"To the car?"

"No, the cuffs."


She frowned.

"I have to use the facilities and he's not going with me." He told her.

Bernstein looked first at Mulder then Scully. "I do use those, too, you know. Who's going to allow me..."

"Later, me first then you. Understood?"

The man said nothing, just picked at his food.

Scully handed the handcuff key over to her partner who disengaged himself from the man and re-cuffed him to the table support.

"I understand," Bernstein finally said to Mulder. "I really do. It's hard sometimes." Mulder refused to listen, leaving the table heading for the bathroom. "It's nothing to be embarrassed about," Bernstein called after him drawing attention from the patrons, "every man deals with this problem at some point in his life."

Scully leaned forward. "Bernstein, I'm warning you to stop harassing my partner."

He looked at her, cocking his head aside with a quirky half smile. "I do understand. I used to have to sing if there was another man in the bathroom-"

"No," she lowered her voice, "I don't want to hear any more of your pseudo-sympathy."

"Pseudo-sympathy?" He repeated, taking his eye drops out of his pocket.

"I don't know what you think you're achieving, but you're not going to make this any easier on yourself this way, Mr. Bernstein."

"I'm just stating my observations— my opinions, Agent Scully. This is still a free country, isn't it? Oh, but—," he said pulling his cuffed hand up, fumbling the cap off the eye drops bottle with the move.

The cap rolled under the table, and he started to go for it, but Scully stopped him. "I'll get it," she said bending down under the table, looking for it.

Bernstein glanced around the diner, then looked at Mulder’s iced tea glass. “Do you see it?” He asked Scully.

“Yeah,” she answered from half under the table, her voice strained as she stretched for the cap.

“Should I help any?” He asked as he reached out and squeezed eye drops into Mulder glass. “I could use my feet—”

“No,” she exclaimed. “Don’t.”

Bernstein flicked his brows upward and shrugged to himself with disinterest now that his devious task was done.

"Here," Scully huffed pulling herself back up to hand the cap to Bernstein.

He smiled, taking it. "You're so helpful."

"More tea, sir?" the waitress asked Mulder as he returned from the restroom.

He sat down looking at his glass. "No, thank you," he decided and drank what he had left.

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Ogden, Utah

7:43 P.M.

 

"Scully," Mulder moaned from the passenger's seat, "pull in at that gas station ahead."

 

She glanced at him. He was wriggling in the seat, his mouth held in a tight grimace.

 

"We shouldn't have eaten in that dive," Bernstein announced from the back seat.

 

"Shut up," Mulder half moaned, half yelled at the man.

 

"Mulder, has it gotten worse?" Scully questioned, concerned. Not long after they had left the restaurant his stomach had begun to bother him. They had already made two stops for him at gas stations, and it seemed to only be getting worse. She was concerned but also confused; food poisoning normally didn't manifest itself for at least seven hours following ingestion.

 

He nodded his head hard, beginning to perspire.

 

"You can never tell what you're going to pick up in those types of places," Bernstein continued his commentary.


"Shut up!" Mulder shouted at him and clutched at his stomach.


"Bernstein, I swear," Scully didn't finish her threat, hurrying the car off the interstate and into the gas station.

 

Mulder was out of the car before she had it stopped, heading for the restroom full speed.

 

"I wouldn't want to be--"


"Bernstein," Scully snapped throwing her arm over the seat back and twisting to glare at him, "shut the hell up."


Insolent, he pursed his lips, making a zipping gesture across his mouth.

 

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Frontier, Wyoming

The Pink Cloud Motel
11:06 p.m.

 

Bernstein leaned back against the pillows, a smirk playing on his lips as he watched Scully flip through the road atlas. "So, do you two share motel rooms often?"

Scully raised an eyebrow, her gaze flicking up to meet his with cool composure. "No," she replied firmly, her tone leaving no room for further inquiry.

Glancing over at Mulder, who was sound asleep on the adjacent bed, Bernstein's smirk widened. "That's hard to believe," he remarked, his tone laced with thinly veiled amusement. "Two intelligent and exceptionally attractive people like yourselves."

"We have a professional relationship," Scully replied evenly, her eyes returning to the map before her. "We value our work."

Bernstein chuckled, shaking his head as if amused by her response. "Oh, I see," he said mockingly. "You two respect each other and value your work. Isn't it really about protecting those government benefits? Maintaining that G4 rating you've worked so hard to achieve?"

Scully's expression remained stoic, though a hint of irritation flickered in her eyes. "Believe what you will," she said tersely, her attention back on the map, dismissing Bernstein's insinuations with practiced ease.

 

"We wouldn’t be sharing a room period if it weren’t for you refusing to fly." Mulder said rolling onto his back. He sat up slowly, looking pale. “We’d be home already.”

 

Scully went to the nightstand checking the bottle of pink stuff. There was no more than an once left. Mulder glanced at it, warily.

 

"You shouldn't take any more of this." Scully cautioned.

 

"You're certainly going to be surprised in the morning when-"

 

"Bernstein," Scully glared at him.

 

"I'm not going to take any more," Mulder assured her getting up. "I just need something to drink. I want a Sprite."

 

"You should be drinking water..."

 

He was shaking his head. "I want Sprite."

Bernstein sat upright. "I'd take a Jolt cola."


Scully refused to dignify him with a response. Mulder, on the other hand, was not as strong. "I'll give you a jolt..." the ailing agent murmured as he passed.


"I saw a vending machine at the end of the building, I'll get us drinks," Scully said, checking Bernstein's cuffs before going. “What if they don’t have Sprite?”

 

“7-Up, or anything clear. Except that grapefruit drink.” Mulder instructed.

 

“Squirt.” Berstein offered. They turned to look at him. He smiled, “that’s what it’s called, the grapefruit drink.”

 

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“Lots of generic selections in the machine,” Scully announced coming back to the room, sodas cradled in her arm. “Lemon-Up. Strawberry Fizz, and a normal sounding Root Beer.”

 

No sooner than she had given him a soda, Bernstein began complaining about his drink; not only was it not the selection he'd asked for, but it was also not cold enough.

 

"It felt cold enough when I was carrying it," Scully differed with him.


"I can't drink this," the insufferable man complained, his expression turning sour. "I'll get sick to my stomach."

Mulder glared at him across the room.


Scully looked at him, vexed. "Deal with it, Bernstein."

 

"I have to have ice," he insisted, then cocked his head adding, "is that really so much to ask for?"

 

Scully glanced back at Mulder. He rolled his eyes and nodded toward the door as he picked up the ice bucket. "I could use some ice water later."

 

What he really needed was time away from Bernstein, Scully knew. She had relished the relative quiet during her brief trip to the vending machine.

 

Oddly though, with Mulder off to the churning, spewing ice machine, silence fell on the room. Scully began gathering things from her bag, preparing for some type of rest, exactly what quantity, or quality she didn't know. She had to sleep if she would be doing a majority of the driving as she had today.

 

"Where will you be sleeping this evening, Agent Scully?"

 

"That shouldn't concern you, Bernstein," she announced turning to look at him squarely. "What you should be concerned about is where you'll be sleeping."

 

Bernstein was left to think about that as she walked off into the bathroom, or so she thought. As the bathroom door shut, Bernstein pulled his eye drops out, glancing at Mulder's open can of Lemon-Up setting on the night stand next to his own Strawberry Fizz.

 

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Washington D.C.
Thursday, July 1st
8:21 a.m.

If he wished, he could force himself to consider the requests. If he wanted, he would direct critical examination at the reports. But the words were meaningless, running the width of a sheet of paper laying on the desk before Skinner. His heart wasn't in it this morning; he couldn't keep his attention focused on the files his assistant had delivered to him over an hour ago. Instead, his attention was captured by the phone sitting silently on his desk and his concern was ensnared by the inconceivable reasons there had been no word from agents Mulder or Scully.

Recently, he had discovered himself saving the worst imagined scenario of calamity when it came to their work. Or more actually when it came to Scully. This sudden insight disturbed him as much on a personal level as it did on a professional one, because he believed generally, as morbid as it seemed, a person saved these imagined scenes of misfortune for those they greatly cared about.

Of course he cared about his agent’s wellbeing, understandably on a professional level, but as time had passed and the three of them had gone through more personal strife together, obligation and concern had extended into a sphere of individuality that transcended standard professionalism. Yet, this unsanctioned sense of familiarization had transformed even deeper over the course of the last eight months and was directed more fully at Scully alone.

When did this happen? He questioned himself, incensed by the questions' necessity.

Understanding exactly when ordinary concern and care turned to true affection and longing was a fruitless investment of one's time, but recognizing the fact that it had occurred was a moment of clarity, filled with anxiety and anger at oneself for letting it happen.

He was angry with himself because he was supposed to separate himself from certain people so this wouldn't happen. This was why there were rules and regulations regarding fraternization, to avoid the loss of authority and equanimity, the ability to assign cases without hesitation or the hindrance of unessential caution. These were the obstacles he was now facing with this assignment.

What was once rumored, unsubstantiated suspicion was now concentrated in an official document that came to his attention; a report noting that contracts, two for certain, had been issued against Gerald Bernstein's life. During what had become a perpetual monitoring of known and suspected criminal channels, enough information had been gathered from both the west and east coast to justify the FBI stepping up its level of protection for Bernstein.

He reached for the phone, and it rang in his hand. It was Kimberly ringing into his office. Was this word from Mulder and Scully? It rang twice before he picked it up. "Yes, Ms. Cook?"

"Sir, I have Agent Scully on line one for you."

Skinner opened the line immediately. "Agent Scully, I was expecting a status update last night,” he snapped into the phone abruptly.

"Yes, sir," her voice came back, horse. "There's been... we've had..." she drifted off and Skinner heard her take and audible breath. "Mulder has contracted an incapacitating stomach virus and I don't see him being able to continue on with me."

She sounded haggard, exhausted. "Have you slept, Scully?"

There was a pause. "Yes," she lied.

Skinner leaned forward, planting his elbows firmly on his desk blotter. "Where are you?" he asked, lowering his voice. Softening his tone.

"A motel in Frontier, Wyoming. It's off of Interstate 84." She paused for a second, then, "the Pink Cloud motel."

"Scully, a report came across my desk first thing this morning prompting an immediate increase in Bernstein's security. Word is that two contracts have been placed against the man."

"As the Bureau has suspected for some time," she commented.

"Scully, I want you to continue to the nearest field office. I'll make the arrangements for another agent to join you for the rest of this trip."

"Sir, the nearest office is Denver."

He rubbed forehead roughly. She couldn't continue on with Bernstein by herself. Not that she wasn't capable of handling the man, but it was against bureau policy for a single agent to escort prisoners, especially when contracts existed on their lives.

Skinner took only a second to think. "Do you have any idea what the closet municipal airfield is?"

"Uh," she hesitated, and he could hear papers rustling. "It looks like Rock Springs, according to this map."

"How far is it?"

"Seventy miles at the most," she replied.

"I want you to head there, I'll make arrangements for an agent to meet you."

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Rock Springs, Wyoming
Municipal Airport Terminal
3:45 p.m.

 

"My back is killing me," Bernstein complained, "I'm going to need therapy, I know it."

 

Scully ignored him, watching the incoming prop shuttle carrying her new partner.

 

The flight had been due in at three per the information from Kimberly Cook, and Scully was sure they would be late getting to the airport, what with Bernstein insisting on lunch and then several imperative pitstops along the short distance to this municipal field. But as it turned out, the flight was late coming in from Cheyenne.

 

"You realize I will be making an official complaint to the proper channels regarding my sleeping conditions last night." Bernstein told Scully.

 

"Yes," she answered him, "so you've told me several times."

 

"Don't take this lightly, agent Scully."

"I'm not." She replied brusquely.

 

She had enough to be concerned with other than this joker's "formal" and "official" complaints. She had left her agonizing partner alone in a ratty motel to fend for himself over seventy miles away and spent the better part of two and a half hours on a drive that should have taken an hour, dealing with one of most insufferable men she had ever come in contact with. And now, she was about to join up with an agent unknown for the rest of what she already knew was going to be the worst road trip of her life. It had already been one for the records and she wasn't looking forward to the rest of it.

 

God help her, let this agent be someone she could gain some type of basic connection with, she thought. The last thing she needed was to be hemmed in on one side by Bernstein and then the other by some mid-western dullard of an agent.

 

She didn’t deserve this assignment, she thought watching the plane touch down through the picture windows. She had only been on the West Coast thanks to Mulder's interest in the "ancient Indian" story. And a story was all it had turned out to be. No more than a drunken local who could spin a good yarn and an even better one with the help of local profiteers.

 

But here she was in the middle of nowhere; in charge of "the Spider" Bernstein just because she and Mulder had been the closet agents who just happened to be on their way back to Washington.

 

The plane was taxiing now, moving toward the terminal.

It was quite a picture, oddly enough. Rather mundane if only considered a moment; the plane, small against its multi-passenger wide body brothers, was strikingly majestic against the backdrop of billowing white clouds filling a stark blue sky.

 

That was great, a startling picture of simplicity against the amazing contrast of nature’s complexity, but what was this agent's name again? Kim Cook had called after Skinner with only the time of the flight to expect an agent on but neither she nor Skinner called with the information about just who it was she was supposed to be meeting.

 

She didn't like this, especially with Bernstein the focus of several possible mob hits; this wasn't the time to not know whom one was supposed to be meeting.

 

Scully pulled her cell phone out and began to call Skinner's office for the third time since talking to Ms. Cook this morning.

 

Pointing toward a nearby sign, Bernstein offered his two cents worth as usual, "you're not allowed to use those in here."

 

Scully glanced at the sign proclaiming, 'THE USE OF CELLULAR EQUIPMENT IS PROHIBITED.'

 

"Why don't you add this infraction to your official complaint." She told him and took a few steps away from the man she'd hand cuffed to the rail running the length of the picture windows.

 

Again, she received voice mail for both Skinner and Ms. Cook. Where had they gone? What, was there a little something going on there? An inner office... Scully grunted at her own foolishness and tried Skinner's cell phone again. Again, she received the standard message that this cellular customer was unavailable.

There was only one thing left to do, she decided and dialed for information to get the Denver field office number.

 

"This is agent Dana Scully; I need to speak to the office director. I'm at the Rock Springs airport in Wyoming to meet an agent coming out of your location and I have no idea who they are though."

She waited, watching the plane come to a stop on the tarmac, then the ground crew, consisting of two wiry looking young men, scurry out to it. They furiously worked to move the stairway up to the hatch then began the various tasks of unloading luggage and packages while the on-board crew popped the hatch and people began to slowly disembark.

 

A heavyset woman was first to depart the plane, her floral dress furrowing in the wind, her hat threatening to fly away. She hesitated in the hatchway, holding down her skirt with one hand, and her at with the other, all of which was holding up off-boarding. Soon enough, with her clothing under control, she continued down the stairs, followed by two men in jeans and cowboy hats. A small boy holding a multi-colored pool float was followed by a small girl who Scully assumed was her mother. It was a very diverse crowd to say the least, she thought.

 

"Agent Scully?" A woman's voice suddenly came back on the line.


"Yes, who is this?"


"This is agent Kate Atkins, how can I help you, because I'm just a little confused by what the receptionist just told me?"


"I'm sorry?"


"Well, as I understand you're waiting to meet an agent from this office?"


"Yes, what's the problem?" Scully's brow began to furrow, her eyes focusing on the departing plane passengers.


"Well, agent Scully, I do not see that any agent from the Denver office has been sent to meet with you." Agent Atkins explained.

"Are you certain?" Scully questioned urgently.

 

"Now that guy's got government written all over him," Bernstein said catching Scully's attention.

 

She turned back, looking out the window again as agent Atkins continued to explain, "we did receive a call this morning, requesting assistance for an agent in Wyoming, which I will assume now was you, but unfortunately we weren't able to comply with the request because of a major...."

 

"Agent Atkins," Scully broke in as she watched Assistant Director Walter Skinner making his way down the stairway from the plane to the tarmac, "I was mistaken. Thank you."

 

Prepossessed, she terminated the call watching him descend the stairway, bag in hand, the wind flapping at his navy suit jacket and multi-print tie.

 

"What is he doing here?" She questioned under her breath. The man was impossible to ignore. She found herself watching him descend the stairs a bastion in this dreadful situation she’d become mired in.


The terminal doors to the outside came open at the foot of a small stairway not far from where Scully was standing. She waited, impatient, wondering, and curious as the woman in the hat appeared then the cowboys, the boy and his sister, mother in tow and then, set apart from the rest by unquestionable contrast Skinner stepped through the door. He looked directly up the short stairway and at Scully, as though he knew exactly where she would be standing.

 

"Agent Scully," he greeted her with a dip of his chin.

 

"Sir," she mirrored his gesture. "I didn't expect you would be the agent meeting me," she immediately began to question his peculiar arrival, "what are you doing here?"

 

"The Denver office wasn't able to free up agents to join you," he explained, annoyance saturating his tone. "Apparently, there's a white supremacy gathering for the Fourth of July weekend outside Casper, so the bureau has concentrated a majority of their agents from Denver and Salt Lake there."

 

"I just spoke to an agent Atkins who mentioned their inability to offer support. But I'm surprised to see you, sir."

 

"I didn't have time to call, didn't my assistant call?"


"No, the last time I spoke to her was this morning. I've only gotten her voice mail since."

 

Skinner shook his head, frowning. This wasn't like Ms. Cook at all; but then again, she hadn't seemed quite herself for the past week, perhaps two now. He would address this when he returned, but now there were more pressing matters to contend with.

 

"A breakdown in communication seems only par for the course on this assignment," Skinner remarked then nodded toward the man that was obviously the prisoner. "He's looking pretty good for a man who's afraid to fly."

 

Bernstein appeared very content, serene almost, as he stood watching the runway activity, and every so often glancing Skinner's way curiously.

 

"He insists it's a fear of small places rather than the actual mode of transportation." Scully explained.

 

"Then how's he been able to sit in a car for extended periods of time?"

 

"Unfortunately, time spent in the car hasn't been very extensive," she answered, sounding tired. "Between Mulder becoming ill yesterday and then Bernstein's need to get out and walk around, we haven't been making very good time."

 

"That's going to change," Skinner declared in his not-going-to-take-any-crap tone.

 

"I've had the federal prosecutor's office breathing down my neck for constant progress reports since they discovered this little cross-country venture."

 

That was one motive, she thought, the need to escape the constant demands he'd been put under since this assignment arose. But at the back of her mind other suspicions tugged at her, wanting her to believe he didn't come fifteen hundred miles just to escort a priority prisoner back to D.C.

 

"How was Mulder when you left him?"


"Last night was rough, but he seemed better before I left, but not one hundred percent. He said he would visit an area doctor before leaving for Washington."

 

Skinner nodded. "Let's get going."

 

************************************

 

Frontier, Wyoming
The Pink Cloud Motel
4:18 p.m.

 

At least he wasn't dying, as far as the rent-a-doc could tell in his cursory examination, Mulder mused as he pulled back up in front of the motel room. He was feeling better; the nausea had passed, as well as the constant crippling cramps. Perhaps, as the doctor had suggested, whatever had gripped him was passing, just a twenty-four-hour bug.

 

Getting out of the rental car Scully had the rental agency deliver he glanced at one of the packets of pills he'd been given at the medical facility, shaking his head. Bismuth salicylate, he'd been told when handed the pills, pink stuff without the pink. What had he expected, a full battery of tests and a complete physical from a facility located in the same strip mall as Neil's TV's and a submarine sandwich shop?

 

He stuffed them back in his pocket in exchange for the room key, hoping his flight back to D.C. would be as uneventful as the last forty-five minutes he'd just spent not racing to the bathroom.

 

"Excuse me," a man's voice sounded from behind him.


Mulder turned seeing two men approaching him, dressed sharply but not flashy, their eyes hidden by expensive sunglasses. These two didn't fit in around these parts; where he and Scully looked like salesmen, these two looked like they just came off a casting call for a Scorsese film.

 

Mulder's guard went up instantly.


"Is this your room?" One asked.
"Not for long, I'm sure you can get it if you ask the desk clerk nice enough."


They glanced at each other, and then at Mulder.


"That's cute, chief" the other said, his mouth a grim, tight slash.


"I bet you got a million of them." The first said reaching into the fold of his jacket.


Mulder instinctively drew his weapon on them, "hold it there!"


They froze, their faces granite.


"Hands where I can see them," Mulder ordered them, focusing on the man who had reached into his jacket.


"Hey, chief, we don't mean no trouble--"


"Now! Hands up!"

From the corner of his eye Mulder saw the quick flash of a head poking out a nearby door. "Stay inside your room!" He yelled glancing down the breezeway for a split second.

 

That moment was the opportunity the two men before him needed. Both of them bolted in opposite directions, yanking guns from beneath their jackets as they ducked between cars.

 

One shot rang out, the bullet zinging past Mulder's cheek hitting the motel room window. Glass exploded and a scream sounded from nearby. Hearing doors slamming shut, Mulder ducked for shelter in front of the rental car.

 

"We don't want any trouble. We just want Bernstein, where is he?" Mulder recognized the first man's voice.

The agent wasn't about to give up his location despite the fact they probably knew exactly where he had ducked for cover. He checked between the parked cars; it was clear, and he moved for the cover of the next car.

 

Another shot rang out and the rear-view mirror shattered on the rental car.

 

Perhaps it hadn't been as clear as he thought.


A groggy looking man in the motel room directly in front of the agent pulled the shades wide open to peer out. Mulder furiously motioned for him to get down, but the man only frowned at him.

 

"Get down!" Mulder finally shouted at him and a third and fourth shot sounded.

 

The man ducked out of sight as Mulder heard a window bust somewhere in the parking lot.

 

He leaned down, peering under the cars. He could see only one set of shoes to his right, heading between the cars toward the building where he was fully exposed.

 

"Come on, where's Bernstein?" the first man kept yelling from Mulder's left. The agent glanced back under the cars but couldn't see where he was. He turned back quickly, knowing the other would be in the open any moment now.

 

The agent took a breath and came up off the ground into a squat leading his aim to the right, his eyes searching through car windows for the second man. It seemed like an eternity before anything happened, but when it did it happened in a flash. Four cars down, the man emerged quickly from between the vehicles.

 

"Hold it!" Mulder shouted at him, but it was useless. The man was heedless, firing off two rounds in Mulder's direction.

 

Mulder stumbled, firing as he went, feeling as though a sledgehammer had slammed into his chest. Despite having been shot his aim was true, clipping the man in the right shoulder, sending him to the ground with a single shot.

 

Without thought to his condition, without hesitation, heart racing and adrenaline coursing through his body, Mulder rushed the downed man, kicking his gun clear of his reach. "Stay down! Don't move!" He shouted, pressing his foot into the man's side, forcing him on to his stomach.

 

Reaching for his hand cuffs Mulder scanned the parking lot for the second man, then quickly checked himself for damage; he wasn't bleeding but he felt like he'd been kicked in the chest by a horse.

 

"Shit," he hissed realizing he'd given Scully his cuffs as a spare for Bernstein. Then a car door slammed shut somewhere in the parking lot.

 

He craned his head in the direction of the sound, hearing an engine race to life. He rushed out from between the cars to see a black sedan lunging from a far parking space, headed for the exit. Without thought Mulder started across the lot in a full sprint, once clear of the cars he fired on the sedan only to miss and finally lose sight of it beyond the buildings.

He threw his arms out in frustration, feeling his chest muscles and ligaments object. Again, he checked himself, torn between instinctively wanting to go after the car and containing the man he had captured.

Looking at himself he saw that he had been hit, but not shot.

He reached into his coat pocket pulling out his cell phone, feeling bits of it falling away into the pocket. 

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