Coming for the 4th of July: The Spider and The FBI

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Third in the Complimentary Mints series of stories:
Escorting a federal witness back to D.C. turns into a wild and excitingly annoying road trip Scully, Mulder and Skinner that leads to strange women, hitmen and a long lost relative.

Note: Will get this posted leading up to the fourth of July
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